I will be filling these pages with anything I feel noteworthy, as a journal of intrigue for mostly retrospective enjoyment.
Some posts are more serious and timely than others, depending on what's on my mind at the moment.
Enjoy the ride
1. The cat decides when you wake up.
2. The cat decides when you sleep.
3. The cat decides IF you sleep.
4. The cat gets food whenever the cat wants food.
5. The couch is to be torn up.
6. If you bring it home, it’s the cat’s.
7. If it’s in a bag, the bag also belongs to the cat.
8. If there is any unclaimed box of any size around the house, the cat WILL fit into it. ANY SIZE.
9. Yes, you do have to buy the $2 cat food.
10. No, the poop on the carpet is from YOU when you were sleep walking!
11. Your feet will be attacked at any moment possible.
12. When you want to sit somewhere, the cat is already to be sitting there.